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katiekinsssss:

jet lyfeeeee

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My Pizza 

manvchild:

badkidsjokes:

man:waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter:not very long. lol

This is a perfect bad kid joke.  

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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swiftingthrough:

oh my god

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wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

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cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda. 

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

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troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

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4licia:

holy shit. this left me jaw dropped. How amazing is this photo. She is perfect

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dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope youre happy

subgirlygirl:

My heart just exploded.

(Though my uterus was surprisingly ‘meh’…)

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